KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 CHARACTER LISTISAACThe FluidAn overmotional, ever-changing alien-human slowly being taken over by a neurotic-ever changing AUTHOR. LThe Canine BreeingA small, annoying DOG. No special abilites or personality traits recorded. Your name is _______. You have recently materialized in a room presumed to be yours, as a part of an ELABORATE, TEXT-BASED ADVENTURE that was formed against SOMEBODY ELSE'S BETTER JUDGEMENTS. You, the room, and everything in it are completely GRAY, due to the author's LACK OF TIME and GENERAL LAZINESS. In this room is a DRAWING TABLET, BOOK OF META, LARGE, STRANGE MACHINE, COMPUTER, and a shelf containing items themed around your VARIOUS INTERESTS. However they are currently completely GREY.What will you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 5, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 5, 2015 What will you do?Inspect the strange machine, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 > Inspect Strange MachineYou try to inspect the strange machine but fail. It is too GREY. Give the author some time to draw, dangit. He's a busy, and very improvisational guy. Now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Now what?:/I guess wait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Your patience is rewarded.The room gradually fills up with crappy PNGs of various objects. As a bonus you can finally sort-of see where you are, now. You then examine the STRANGE MACHINE. Ah, you love your STRANGE MACHINE. Not only does it have many STRANGE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWERS, and is GRAY to boot. Enter command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 5, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 5, 2015 *Tries to enter a random command* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 *Tries to enter a random command*Take on corporeal form.What an excellent idea! Good job on that answer you totally provided and not - I repeat NOT - Forced upon you by a petty, overbearing author.You are now a GREY ALIEN. Obsessed with all things GRAY. As well as some things that are GREY. Along with grand, majestic DIGITGRADE LEGS GRAY ALIENS possess the ability to SHAPESHIFT, so you may not stay as one for long. Too bad. You're rather attached to being GREAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 5, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 5, 2015 Wow! I'm so smart! My choice WAS the right one after all and totally not the author's!The computer is not gray enough. Paint it gray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 >Suddenly, gray matter attacks you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 > Research how to summon the grey goo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 You use the STRANGE MACHINE to summon some GREY GOO from the SECOND GRAY AREA. It then proceeds to latch on to anything that isn't COMPLETELY GREY, covering _______, your COMPUTER, and pretty much everything else in GREY GOO. Thus all three actions have been performed in sequence.Also you can't see any of it because the AUTHOR is currently at SCHOOL and can't rearrange the room he made with PAINT.NET layers. However that doesn't matter, because all he'd have to "draw" is a completely GRAY square.>________________________^Commands go here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 5, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 5, 2015 > Pet the grey goo for doing a good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 The goo is currently attached to your hand, so you sort of just wave it through the air. Close enough.Your command is my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 > Cover your alien nostrils to protect your innards from the micro robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Nanobots? What nanobots? Unlike GRAY GOO, GREY GOO is made entirely out of GRAY AERIDE, a powerful ROBOT DETERRENT. You're probably more safe than ever from those CYBERNETIC SLUDGEMAKERS. The Commander-in-Command commands you to command the command commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 > Use the computer to search the Internet for grey-based products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 You wipe the GREY GOO off the computer monitor. The WEB BROWSER provided lacks a SEARCH FUNCTION, and is permanently opened to a LOCAL WEB FORUM as a HAMHANDED PLOT DEVICE to tie your EXISTENCE to the KLEI ENTERTAINMENT FORUM. All the better, you guess. Amazon doesn't really ship to the FIRST GRAY AREA. Aside from the browser, the computer holds many GIMP FILES OF GRAYSCALE DRAWINGS, STEAM, PORTALS 1 & 2, INVISIBLE INC., THE UNFINISHED SWAN, INTERDIMEN. IOS, DON'T STARVE, and GREY GOO.The video game, not the substance.The command god demands sacrifices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Load up Steam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 >Become Temmie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 >Become Temmie That's impossible. Only certified TEM BERS can be Tem, much less Temmie Temself. >Load up Steam You load up STEAM, which for some reason automatically loads your profile. Huh. Maybe it's the AUTHOR giving you some sort of sign. Hmm. Anyways, your page at first glance holds your EXPERTLY MADE PROFILE PICK, many MUNDANE ACHIEVEMENTS from some of your favorite GAMES, and the fact that you are NOT KBB. .command("____") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 6, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Check your friend's list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 You have not made any FRIENDS yet, so it is impossible to check any of their figurative LISTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 >Click "Library" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 You try to, but it doesn't work somehow. (It's safe to say I don't have the money or time to buy the games required to do that without breaking immersion.) Wait, did you just hear something? Ignore it. Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 6, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Play the best game ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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