milo159 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 wwwwwelp. i just had the derpiest godamn situation in don't staarve that anyone has ever had ever: so the deerclops approached, and i ran into a beefalo herd with my chester. he killed or froze every beefalo of like 20. since it was still winter, i nearly froze to death trying to fight him. now deerclops was quite low on hp from the 20 or so beefalo attacking him already, and he killed my chester, thus dropping my fire staff on the ground. now i know what you are thinking: "i bet you killed him with the last use on your fire staff?" nope, i burned every bit of the beefalo fur that dropped from the beefalo, and lured him into the patch of burning corpses, and the deercops died from the 50-odd burning fur pieces surrounding him. I CALL THAT A WIN. also i had 18 hp at the end of this and i was wigfrid and i will update this with further info once i have either died or made it to spring. also, i took a screenshot, but only a bit after at nightfall, showing me with the 4 or so beefalo horns, the deerclops eyeball in my inv, and the 40 meat that i had left after i ate some to restore a bit of hp. so sorry if that isnt enough evidence that i am the herp-derpiest dipshit to ever not starve, but whatevs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applebottom Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Heh~ I love stories like these. DS screwing us over with bad luck, then us escaping (barely!) using spur of the moment ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellojoe Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Awesome. Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coski Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 thumbs up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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