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Are penguins secretly the devout followers of Maxwell?


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Maxwell's statue looks like he's imitating and berating the dead fellow in front of him and the penguins just crowd around the statue to praise his handy work.

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I knew there was something off about them with their tidy tuxedos and their swaggy waddle-walk.

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I'm watching this guy with the same pose as Maxwell.

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He's the alpha penguin, obviously. Needs some bling, a top hat and a pimping cane, plus a monocle. Maybe he has them in his summer's dwelling place in order to look less conspicuous.

"I'm just a pengull. Nothing to see here. Squwaaaak! See? Just a pengull!"

Maybe the term pengull is a disguise for them just being penguins. Maybe it's all just a clever ruse. Maybe... pengull has 7 letters, but two words within it: pen and gull. We assume that gull is a reference to the bird, but maybe it's not. A synonym of gull is to decieve. If you decieve, then you con someone. Con has three letters, as does pen: Pencon. That gives us six letters. Divide by the two words and you have 3.

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Illuminati confirmed.

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Maybe the term pengull is a disguise for them just being penguins. Maybe it's all just a clever ruse. Maybe... pengull has 7 letters, but two words within it: pen and gull. We assume that gull is a reference to the bird, but maybe it's not. A synonym of gull is to decieve. If you decieve, then you con someone. Con has three letters, as does pen: Pencon. That gives us six letters. Divide by the two words and you have 3.

 

Illuminati confirmed.

 

 

I dunno how crazy you have to be to have figured that out. But now I advise you to go somewhere permanently Summer. For your own safety.

 

Also, to any @pengulls reading this, I did not understand Tamazacat and do not think you're Illuminati. No sirs, not at all. Please spare my life. I never stole your eggs, even when I was dying of hunger.

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I dunno how crazy you have to be to have figured that out. But now I advise you to go somewhere permanently Summer. For your own safety.

 

Also, to any @pengulls reading this, I did not understand Tamazacat and do not think you're Illuminati. No sirs, not at all. Please spare my life. I never stole your eggs, even when I was dying of hunger.

 

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!11!one!

MAXWELL = ILLUMINATI = PENGULL CONFIRMED

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Actually, let's talk about Maxwell. Max and well. Two words. That said, Maxie's original forename was William, so Maxwell is out of the window.

William. Will-i-am. Will I Am is a rapper. Rappers rap music, but you can wrap just about anything, typically presents. Presents are given out by Santa at Christmas. Santa is an anagram of S@t@n (censored, really?!xD). S@t@n is Lucifer, meaning giver of light, meaning he brings light. To bring light is to enlighten. The singular form of the word enlighten in Latin is "illuminus", the plural... ILLUMINATI!!

Confirmed.

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