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PUNCHING CONTEST! :D


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It had been a good run on Community NY 2. Wait a second. 2? There is no Community NY 1, as far as I can tell. What's up with that? Anyway, it had been a good run. There had been a lot of cooperation. It was pretty cool. As always, everyone eventually met a bitter end. We were all in a new world, ready to start fresh.

 

It didn't even last a day.

 

Everybody was going around punching butterflies. I had punched a guy in the face, then told him and everybody else how to punch guys in the face, as well as how to punch butterflies. I then went back to punching butterflies. I punched A LOT of butterflies. Everybody was starting to form alliances. Oddly enough, pretty much everyone was either WX-78 or Wendy. It was at the beginning of dusk when somebody shouted "Punching contest!" Heavily intrigued, I made my way to the spawn portal to find everybody on the server battling it out in an epic every-man-for-themself showdown of fisticuffs! I simply had to join in. Some Wendies were ganging up on a WX so I dispatched him and the two terrible twins. Keep in mind that there were no weapons involved, so it was just a huge mess of punches. The Wendies were mostly the first to drop, since they did less damage. A barrage of punches later and it was down to me and a Wendy. The bloodlust was uncontrollable. I bolted after her. She fled, but I was hot on her heels. I wailed my metal fist into her face repeatedly. She desperately attempted to deliver a few return blows. Darkness fell. Wendy made a remark about this. Don't worry Wendy. You'll be dead before you know it. I continued delivering strikes until she gasped out her last breath and fell to the ground. Victory! I found myself alone in the dark, with no source of light. I tried following the ghost of my former adversary. She was having none of that. I resorted to kiting between firefly clusters. I had hoped to make it to dawn. I wanted to die on my own terms. Unfortunately, this was one victory I would not be allowed that day. I was a second too late getting to the nearest fireflies, and the darkness swallowed me. Shortly after that, dawn broke. As the timer ticked down, we all relished in the rush we had just experienced. Well, the Wendy I killed was kind of mad. I talked to her though, and I think it's alright. To be fair, mass PvP and been declared. I was not doing anything wrong. She participated in earlier punches. Anyway...well, I've got nothing. That's the story. Sure, it's nice when you go on a server and everyone cooperates, but it's little hilarious experiences like this that really make multiplayer games special. I thought about making this really dark and horrible like "The Dreaded Gnome Wars" but it was just too funny a thing to do that properly with. If I had made it dark, it would have seemed like I had done so for comic effect. Maybe that would've been funny. I don't know. In conclusion, at least we didn't starve. :grin:

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