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I was not a smart man when this game first came out, apparently.


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So I decided to look through my morgue, and check out my original deaths... Well... Apparently I wasn't very good at learning my lesson when it came to monster meat...

Deaths:

Day 8: Monster Meat
Day 9: Cooked Monster Meat

Day 12: Monster Jerky

Day 13: Monster Lasagna

 

I wonder what my though process was back then? lol "Okay, so monster meat's bad for you... Maybe if I cook it? Nope... Uhm, dry it? Yeah! I'll make it into Jer- nope... Okay, uhm, what if I just make something in the crock pot with it? Oooo, lasagna? YEAH LASA- *dies* GOD F@$#ING DAMMIT!" 

 

So what about you folks? I'm sure if you look back at your original deaths, you'll see some funny pattern, or an embarrassing list of day 1-5 darkness/starving related deaths.... >.>

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That is pretty funny.  My early deaths were mostly panic related.  Find a lureplant, wander into the eye field , panic, die.  Find kill bees, get attacked, panic, die.  Wander into a tallbird nest, panic, die.   Hear hounds.  Panic and die just from the sound of them.

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That is pretty funny.  My early deaths were mostly panic related.  Find a lureplant, wander into the eye field , panic, die.  Find kill bees, get attacked, panic, die.  Wander into a tallbird nest, panic, die.   Hear hounds.  Panic and die just from the sound of them.

In my list, I have a day 2 starvation death. Day 2. How did I starve by day 2?! XD I must have just been running around like a chicken with my head cut off for the first month of the game. 

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Mine isn't very interesting.  I did have a day 4 death on WX from "Short Circuit" which I find amusing. I think that was an RoG Spring start where I was injured and got caught in the rain.  Mostly pretty reasonable deaths - Spiders, Tallbirds, Frogs, Treeguards, Overheating,  Freezing, MacTusk, Deerclops,  and of course Hounds.

 

The most important thing is that I can safely say I have never, ever, died of Starvation.  

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I kept thinking I could take on lureplants.

 

It can't move, right? Surely I can just sneak by these eyes and start whacking! Wait. Wait Owowowowow! Retreat! Retrea- *dead*

 

Shortly after: Well, I'll just whack the eyes first. Now I can just whack away. *cue one regrowing on me* No, no. I got this! It'll die before I d- *dead*

 

Round Three: It recently spawned! There aren't many eyes yet. Now's my chance! *Third time is not the charm.*

 

I have finally learned not to tangle with lureplants. Unless it's winter.

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Most consistent death in the morgue is from darkness. I know that majority of death by darkness was due to glitching while trying to place a fire with a controller when I first started playing, lol. Other noticeable trend is bees, naturally,  haha.

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My first death was beefalos, I walked up to a herd and I saw them start rushing me and I tried running but it was futile, I got ripped to shreds. After that I never went near them when they were in mating season ever again, unless of course I had a beefalo hat.

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My first death was by crawling horror because I really din't know how the sanity mechanic worked. Then it was Pengull and hound, then freezing, respawning at touch stone, freezing again... then when RoG came out. Insanity related things because of stupid rain, and when I finally got it, overheating. It's a cruel world out there.

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My morgue was cleared at some point from some bug or something, but I think my first death was to spiders. I actually learned really quickly how to do anything since I play a lot of similar games and could figure out the concepts fairly quickly. Got a hold of combat fairly quick too, just copy the pigmen. All the kiting. I do know one of my first few deaths was because I didn't think frogs of all things would be a big deal to fight (PFFT frogs op), and another was being struck by lightning. xD

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