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wow, I never thought my ideas were worth a necro...

I came here and saw that the topic didn't have that red "this post is over 30 days old!!" banner so technically it's not a necro but if it was, yes, it was worth it... now I have a present for you... to the status updates!!

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21 minutes ago, Asparagus said:

recycle the SW parrot's mechanics and give them to the tree :D

Sorry for the necro... <~<

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When you first start swinging =

"Hah, you'll have to swing that axe REAL hard to make me fall."

"What do you think I am? A totally normal tree you can just... chop down whenever you want?!"

"I'm sorry, but I ain't giving my logs to you!"

"You're gonna have to hit harder if you want to bring me down, sonny."

"Hahah! It's so funny! Look at you, thinking you can cut me down!"

 

After 5 swings = 

"Uhh... you can stop swinging now."

"What's that over there? Is that some other tree you could cut down rather than me? Yeap!"

"Jokes aside, buddy... you... you can go away now."

"You... you can't cut me down, if that's what you want to do! You can't!!"

"You know what they say? \nLeave the totally normal trees with faces alone and you'll live a happy life. \nYes, that's what they all say."

 

After 10 swings = 

"This is not funny anymore."

"Why are you doing this? Do you want me to die? Why do you hate me so much?"

"Please... please stop, it hurts..."

"You're a monster!"

"Why? WHY?? I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!"

 

... >~>

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4 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

Sorry for the necro... <~<

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When you first start swinging =

"Hah, you'll have to swing that axe REAL hard to make me fall."

"What do you think I am? A totally normal tree you can just... chop down whenever you want?!"

"I'm sorry, but I ain't giving my logs to you!"

"You're gonna have to hit harder if you want to bring me down, sonny."

"Hahah! It's so funny! Look at you, thinking you can cut me down!"

 

After 5 swings = 

"Uhh... you can stop swinging now."

"What's that over there? Is that some other tree you could cut down rather than me? Yeap!"

"Jokes aside, buddy... you... you can go away now."

"You... you can't cut me down, if that's what you want to do! You can't!!"

"You know what they say? \nLeave the totally normal trees with faces alone and you'll live a happy life. \nYes, that's what they all say."

 

After 10 swings = 

"This is not funny anymore."

"Why are you doing this? Do you want me to die? Why do you hate me so much?"

"Please... please stop, it hurts..."

"You're a monster!"

"Why? WHY?? I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!"

 

... >~>

...

Now I want a Totally Normal Tree Friend @__@

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5 minutes ago, Asparagus said:

Now I want a Totally Normal Tree Friend @__@

Happy Tree Friends?

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Living logs =

"Hey, are we gonna... do something now?"
"You'll never burn me? Right? Right? Riiiiight."
"I kind of love you. I might've said that already. But I still love you."
"The fire scares me a little bit... okay, a lot..."
"Can you make me a top hat? I always wanted to wear a top hat..."

 

<~<

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