tetrified Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The rules are simple:First, you take the wish above yours, and grant it, but add a terrible side-effectSecond, you make a wish yourself example:Granted, but .... I wish I had an awesome base in DST Done, but a Willow set it on fire. I'll kick it off: I wish I could teleport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarovSoap Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The rules are simple:First, you take the wish above yours, and grant it, but add a terrible side-effectSecond, you make a wish yourself example: Done, but a Willow set it on fire. I'll kick it off: I wish I could teleport.Wish granted, but you can only teleport at 6:49 AM on Tuesday within a distance of 12 ft away.I wish I did not have to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zomsabra Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Wish granted, you are now a insomniac, doesn't mean you still won't get sleepy, but you can't sleep.I wish for a new computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Wish granted, but your computer was made in China. I wish for a million jawbreakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumCount Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Wish granted, but you are forced to test if the name fits the consequences ... every single one ... I wish for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Wish granted, but now capitalism reigns and economical catastrophes happen, like whole countries getting paid very little (modern day slavery) and oil quickly depletes, making plastic and car fuel a luxury. I wish for a good costumer service in every company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Wish granted, but now capitalism reigns and economical catastrophes happen, like whole countries getting paid very little (modern day slavery) and oil quickly depletes, making plastic and car fuel a luxury. I wish for a good costumer service in every company. granted but.. you can only buy fried chicken I wish that nothing could go wrong with my wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Wish granted, but granting that wish and having to comply with the rules of the game has created a paradox that is ripping open the fabric of space and time as we speak type. I wish I wasn't lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Done, but now your hair sets itself on fire whenever somebody asks you to do something.I wish for a chameleon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luggs Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Done, but now your hair sets itself on fire whenever somebody asks you to do something.I wish for a chameleon.Done. You can never find it and it likes to lick ears.I wish for artistic skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince143 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 granted ... you'll have an artistic skill but you can only draw a single line. I wish that my face will be my a look-a-like of the father of my grandfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 granted ... you'll have an artistic skill but you can only draw a single line. I wish that my face will be my a look-a-like of the father of my grandfather.Granted. Your face is now either very old looking, which is strange and does not fit with your body, or is nonexistant, depending on the state of your great-grandfather. I wish that I could create anything that I could ever fathom at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but now anything, anything that you think of will poof into existence. Meaning if you think of your mom, you suddenly have two moms. Think of the animatronics from fnaf and you're dead. etc. I wish I could eat as much as I want of anything I want without negative affects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michi01 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but after eating to much you're you'll be total full and wont eat anything more.Then you starve to death.I wish I wouldn't get so much spam in my in-box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but after eating to much you're you'll be total full and wont eat anything more.Then you starve to death.I wish I wouldn't get so much spam in my in-box.No one ever emails you again and you live out a life of solitude. I wish I could write well detailed essays within minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 No one ever emails you again and you live out a life of solitude. I wish I could write well detailed essays within minutes. Wish granted, But after doing so, It instantly rips in half. I wish I had a Rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetrified Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Wish granted, But after doing so, It instantly rips in half. I wish I had a Rabbit. Done. Here you go I wish I had a better job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zomsabra Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Done, you now have the exciting job of being a stunt double for movies, you now get payed two times less than before.I wish Christmas would last forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Done, you now have the exciting job of being a stunt double for movies, you now get payed two times less than before.I wish Christmas would last forever.Every day has now become Christmas and the economy collapses because no one works due to the eternal holiday. I wish for MOAR WISHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetrified Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Done, you now have the exciting job of being a stunt double for movies, you now get payed two times less than before.I wish Christmas would last forever.well, at least it's more interesting. Every day has now become Christmas and the economy collapses because no one works due to the eternal holiday. I wish for MOAR WISHES And they'll all backfire on you too. More wishes in this game has to be the worst wish. I wish my phone would never run out of batteries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarovSoap Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 well, at least it's more interesting. And they'll all backfire on you too. More wishes in this game has to be the worst wish. I wish my phone would never run out of batteriesYou now have an unlimited supply of dead batteries.I wish I could get paid to do nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You now have an unlimited supply of dead batteries.I wish I could get paid to do nothing. As you are incapable of doing nothing, you fall into debt and are thrown into the street to rot. I wish for demonic powers. What could possibly go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 As you are incapable of doing nothing, you fall into debt and are thrown into the street to rot. I wish for demonic powers. What could possibly go wrong. As expected they, of course, tear you apart, you go insane and sacrifice yourself to the first demonlord your crazy mind thinks up. I wish I could go invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I wish I could go invisible. Because you have no eyes for light to hit, you spend your time invisible completely blind, staggering around unable to do anything of use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarovSoap Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I wish @Quiet made a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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