YouCleverBoy Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Dragonfly is a big sweetheart. He lets me snuggle up right next to him while he sleeps by the fire pit. There may or may not have been console commands used in this world to spawn him during spring (never mind all those tallbird eggs), but I assure you I did nothing to alter his behavior. I didn't even use sleeping darts. UPDATE: He's also a great babysitter. (Though he did accidentally light one on fire. RIP Smallbird Number 14.) Ah! The title is supposed to say "you guys"! That's what I get for not proofreading titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 THE-BUT-TALLBIRD-HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHI THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RA-One died.YOU LET ONE DIE?!!?!!? HOW DARE YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouCleverBoy Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 THE-BUT-TALLBIRD-HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHI THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RA-One died.YOU LET ONE DIE?!!?!!? HOW DARE YOU!!! Smallbird Number 14 will never be forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Smallbird Number 14 will never be forgotten. Avenge SB-14! Kill the dragonfly! Kill it! Kill it with fire! (it it advised not to attempt combustion on said reptile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouCleverBoy Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 Aw, look! They're having supper together. He swears it was an accident! He was just spitting fire on a grass tuft and SB-14 happened to get caught in it. I was unfortunately too slow to push him out of the fire. If anything, it was SB-14's own fault for just standing in it and forgetting the golden rule: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I never hated the dragonfly, i always liked him ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erzlump Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Smallbird No. 14 was my favorite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 +10 Respect for linking the Wowcrendor video, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouCleverBoy Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 +10 Respect for linking the Wowcrendor video, by the way. SB-14 reminded me of several groups I've had the misfortune to heal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouCleverBoy Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 The next installment of Adventures with Dragonfly and Smallbirds. (Spoilers since there's lots of pictures.) Yeah! Smallbird army off to conquer the world! But wait, where's Dragonfly buzzed off to? Oh, he's just killing bees while his smallbird fans cheer him on. Dragonfly, buddy, you might wanna cool it down a notch. It was just a bee. Wait! What is that horrible noise? Spiders are attacking the children! Webber, this is your fault! You knew this would happen! Dragonfly heard the commotion. Look! Look at the concern in his eyes! Die, spiders! Uh, Dragonfly . . . while you were killing the spiders like a hero and all, you may have accidentally roasted all the smallbirds. Just saying. Nooo! Not again! Aww... Will Dragonfly ever redeem himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShnarfBird Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Poor Dragonfly. he keeps killing smallbirds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 ha! that's awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porps Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouCleverBoy Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Back to reality... Kids, listen to your parents and don't play with fire. Dragonfly might look cute and cuddly, but he's actually a deadly monster who wants to see everything you love burn. This is what happens when you get too close while he's just wandering around. Also, is there such a thing as too many smallbirds? Yes there is! Yes there is! Oh god! They're killing each other! That skeleton on the ground is me on my first death to them. Remember kids, tallbirds might be cute as babies, but they're not pets. Do NOT attempt to domesticate them. And that is my last statement on Of Smallbirds and Dragonfly. Thank you for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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