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Percival

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How do you stay out of prison? 

 

Bribery, favors, and threats.

 

Or killing myself and ressurecting in the crucibles I grow my homunculuses in.

 

My neighbour tried to kill my cat, wat do?

 

Skin your neighbor.

 

When you're done making the shoes, give them to me.

 

Is it easier to chop up corpses and feed them to pigs or to simply sink them in the ocean?

Do the pigs require too much maintainance?

 

Quicklime is always the answer.

 

Now, to be fair, I heard human-fed pigs are really nourishing, so why don't you test that?

 

Which is your fav organ?

Mine is the eye. So complex, yet so simple...

 

.There can't be a favorite organ if what you desire is a body stripped of them.

 

Strip the flesh?

Salt the wound?

 

Too simple.

 

How about a door mechanism where you have to dismember a concsious person to lower the weight and raise the entrance?

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