The Letter W Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I figured this could be fun, and it doesn't have to be limited to just the One Man Band, but it was the honourary starting point. As suggested in the title, create silly marketing slogans for the game's items! "The Dark Sword: Slay your daydreams with nightmares! Sanity boost not included." I want to see what you guys can come up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I'll step back and let others try it out first...gods what have we done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 The all new Fire Staff: For when you need to incinerate things on-the-go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty_Droppings Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Life Giving Amulet is here for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klto Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 "Can't win those pesky PVP matches? Buy your very own Maxwell today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedion Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Old Bell:No, this isn't a dinner bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Are you in need of a temporary armagedon? Try The End is Nigh!Warning: Do not use in close proximity to a lightning rod, flamable objects or yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 The Pan Flute, don't be surprised when the audience doesn't seem impressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 "Never want to get up again? Sit yourself in the Nightmare Throne!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 "Never want to get up again? Sit yourself in the Nightmare Throne!" The nightmare throne! You'll never stand up again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyde042 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 The Razor! Never look less than your best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 "the krampus sack: not only display your victory, display your items." "The all new, fifth generation smallbird. Let it's eye stare into your heart." "New summer shades,* don't just keep the sun at bay, keep the sun far inland!" "The all new @Mobbstar, he sure can't rhyme but makes a good steam friend" "Try the new deerclops demolition co., they get the job done every winter!" "Looking for a little pizzaz*? Craving real fun*? Want to make tallbirds do whatever the hell you want them to*? NOW YOU CAN, with the all new, TALLHAT! What's that? Read the above, idiot." "$%^& YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMU-"*Suddenly, extreme language happens* (If you really, truly, want to REALLY see some true swearing, click the link. Viewer Discretion is Extremely advised.) all items marked with * are only available in the weirdobob mod(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malk Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Morsel: for when you want a meaty snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crapplejacks Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Ice Staff! Give your enemies the cold shoulder, along with a frozen one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problematicr Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Birdcage!Eat your stale meat, poop fresh one!*bird not included* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AquaAtia Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Dragonpie- Made from our finest dragonfruit that we lather with premium Beefalo poop and some all natural random sticks we found in the forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfish911 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Make new friends with the Metal potato Thing! Robot voice not included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey_BBZ Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Carrots - organic, botanic, and now free for a limited time!Has life got you down? Bring yourself down even more with specialty plastic Balloons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcha Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Introducing Woodie, your friendly lumberjack canadian, with his super axe Lucy! *side affects may include Lucy telling you to chop trees and horrible curses*ORDER NOW!yes this wasnt supposed to be a comercial but hey :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Okay guys, this is the best one: RoG only, sorry Mobbstar "Have some spice, but lose some of your nice! Guacamole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrimbles Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Nightmare Light! No. Just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malk Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Meatballs Now the 1# most overused item in the gameI mean u have to be as dumb as a merm (or a vegaterian like bunnymen) to not know how to do this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 MeatballsNow the 1# most overused item in the gameI mean u have to be as dumb as a merm (or a vegaterian like bunnymen) to not know how to do this! I give you an A for effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malk Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Tallbird egg.Portable baby simulator, or a weeks worth of eggs. Or goop/morselDepends on what u doTallbird included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 The Walking Cane!Need to move quickly but still want to do so in Style?Well, look for further!Simply kill a MacTusk and harvest his Tusk,and you'll be running while looking like you're chilling!The Walking Cane! The Bush Hat!Hide from your enemies while still stylin'!The Bush Hat:It's not a Rock! (Disclaimers:Walking Cane and Bush Hat each Crafted Separately. The Walking cane tusks may or may not be "simple" to harvest as Mactusk drops vary. "Chilling" is used in its descriptive and not literal sense. Seek fire if exposed to extended actual chilling and it is not Summer. Wearing The Bush Hat and Walking Cane at the same time may cause an unexpected stylin' increase Rare cases have reported the onset of Pimptitude Side Effects may occur from thks condition, such as: Bein' a playa'Mack, Daddyin' Slapping Tallbirds screaming "Beaoch, where's my gold?!")If you have further questions, Please contact your local Maxwell via: Don't Starve Adventure Mode Epilogue Chapter Nightmare Throne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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