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the truthseeker

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But... what happened to the pizza? :(

 

If you have to ask, you didn't check all orifices. 

 

This thread pretty much is the current Klei forums in a nutshell.

 

 

@Spazmatic

 

Welcome to my world, Spaz.

 

I find these thread postings somewhat muted. Nobody talked about murder porn or leaving...well, until this reply :razz:

 

You my friend have been awarded everything in life.

 

Can I win all the internetz now? 

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T-This is the most beautiful thing someone has ever said to show their reaction to my texts! Thank you CyanBlue, thank you, your reply was so beautiful. I'm crying of happyness right now.

 

 

By "tentacly stuff", DwerBomb came out of the ground and used his tentacles for what they do best... MURDERING! He slashed at Subscriber and sent them flying across the room. Scared, Stranger ran off to see if it was possible to call the police, locking the door behind them. DwerBomb bashed on the wooden barricade as Stranger panicked to dial the administrators, but suddenly, more tentacles began to rise from the ground, breaking through the wooden flooring. DwerBomb, sitting on the other side of the door, continued to reach into the room, flailing his tentacles wildly, unable to see where Stranger was. Suddenly, a loud BANG was heard through the house, and the tentacles stopped moving. The door slowly opened, and... it was Subscriber, holding a blooded frying pan! Sitting next to the unconscious, bleeding body of their once-friend, Subscirber asks: "So, how about that pizza? It's going to get cold!".

 

 

 

MAKE IT DIRTY!... uh... but don't let her know I said that. But still, like, a bit risqué...

 

Hell yeah!It will be pretty innocent in the beggining, but it will have a diiiiiiiiirty ending.

But... what happened to the pizza? :(

He scaped on the middle of the confusion, went to the closest city and got a job. After some days he met a nice lady, who he dated, fell in love, and married, they had a miny pizza baby. The pizza's name is george, hes a pretty fun guy.

 

I read it anyway.

Help, i need someone to erase this from my mind.

Thats what you get for being such a rebel.

 

'Some tentacly stuff happened'

 

(ʘᗩʘ')

 

This is the creepiest thing I've ever read.

 

Original thought: *Sum gif*

After reading: *yet another gif!*

 

NO! GET IT OUT! NO MORE! NO MORE!!! I CAN FEEL MYSELF SUFFOCATING! NO! NO! NOOOOOOASDJGSDHGSG.... 

I regret nothing.

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I find these thread postings somewhat muted. Nobody talked about murder porn or leaving...well, until this reply :razz:

Murder.. porn...? (And dirty forumer fanfictions)

 

im_leaving_foreverz_by_hibbary.jpg

 

I learned from others and from my own experience that, no matter what the reason is for one to leave this wretched place, they will always come back somehow. So ain't no use in saying I'm leaving again. :razz:

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If anybody says they are leaving, I'd ask their stuff from that place--as in, "Then can I have your Stuff?" But that only works if it's a multiplayer gaming site, often an MMO. 

 

God, so many of the "I'm leaving forev-ah" promises posted at those places (and the dirty dirty liars 99% of them were! :p) 

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The Vingw and AlbinoWyvern's fanfic thingy which i had no idea what to use as an title so this big sentence will be it

Once upon a time, on an peaceful, magical and unknown land (Canada) there was a pretty princess, who was locked on the top of a tower by a big troll and the princess' name was... Vingw, and he was waiting for the day when his one true love would rescue him.

And his hero was just a few... miles away, a mighty lady, named AlbinoWyvern, who was on walking while chewing some taffy, but then all of a sudden a shiny Smallbird came flying to her, and said:

"AlbinoWyvern, Vingw is in trouble and you need to rescue him!"

"What happened? Where is he?" She replied.

"Hes locked on a tower... a troll locked him there... and I also think hes wearing a princess costume" the smallbird said

"Thats a bit... weird, but anyway, how do I get to him?" Albi said

"Follow this yellow road, it leads to the tower, but you may find some challenges on your way there" the smallbird said, as he disappeared on a smoke clowd

"Just need to follow the yellow road? Sounds easy enough." Albi said as she started walking on the road.

As she walked and walked she ended up on a dark area, there was blood on the roots of some trees, the trees also were dark, as if someone had burned them, and they had no leaves. Albi noticed something moving by the trees, something with human like appearence.

"Show yourself!"AlbinoWyvern shouted

And the figure started getting closer... and closer, at one point it came close enough to be able to be identified, it was a voodo doll.

"Hello, traveler, would you be interested in a deal? Tell me what you want and i'll get it for you, in exchange for what i want... a hearth." the voodo doll said

"Erm no thanks, momma told me not to accept deals with strangers who come from the dark. But what do you want the heart? To able to feel love? That'd be kinda sweet :3" albino replied

"No, i need it for a certain ritual, you may not have one to give me, but can i follow you? I have played with the ones who live here for far too long and i may find my way to get what i want in other places" the doll said

"Ermmm, right, but keep your distance!" albi replied

"I will whisper the sounds of the dead ones on your ears as we walk..." the voodo doll said quietly

AlbinoWyvern turned her face to the doll and angrily said:

"What did you say!?"

"Nothing, my name is Pecival, by the way" pecival said.

And so they kept walking by the yello road, and they met a big robot with blood on his fingers who looked at albi and pecival and angrily shouted:"KEVIN SMASHES!!!" And tried to punch albi, who barely managed to scape, and ended punching the ground which broked to reveal a cave, where a giant rabbit was taking a shower. The rabbit said: "What a heck!? Cant a rabbit have soms privacy in his own cave!?"

Kevin was going after albino and pecival once again, his murderous intentions were far too big and too strong for albi and pecival to defeat. But then for everyones surprise another robot quicly came and managed to stop Kevin's mighty lunch. Filled with surprise albi said:

"W-who are you?"

"High bacon priest, SirMentlegen. Dknt worry lady, me and my partner have been fighting against the evil Kevin for a long time, and this time isnt the one we ars gonna lose!"

"Y-your partner?"albi said. She looked to the right and there it was, for her surprise, a hound who ran fast and bit Kevin's leg! Kevin fell and SirMentlegen finished Kevin, by using what Kevin hates the most:Bacon! Sirmentlegen picked some bacon from his pockets and shoved into kevins mouth, kevin's head started burning and SirMentlegen shouted:

"Run! Hes going to explode!"

All of them ran and a few seconds later Kevins head exploded into a killion of pieces, it seemed to be to end for kevin.

"So are we save now? Its over?" AlbinoWyvern said, while breathing heavily.

"It isnt over-sirmentlgen said- this one was nothing but one of kevins minions, we from the bacon church need to destroy the leader if we want to end Kevin's evil plot. Anyways, i wish you happiness and bacon on your way."

AlbinoWyvern thanked sirmentlegen and kept going throught the yellow road on her way to the tower, together with pecival. After a couple hours of walking they got to the tower, Vingw saw AlbinoWyvern and said:

"Ohh, albi~"

The troll came and saw albi, which made him very mad.

"Dont worry Vin, me and peci-"

Bam! The troll punched pecival, who flew up and away.

"I will get my revenge." Pecival said with a treatning voice, mean while the grabbed albi, who was fighting to get free.

"Ugh!"

"Oh no, albi D:" Vingw said, scared

The troll kept holding albi and laughingvat her pain, when albi was almost giving up she heard a voice from above, a dapper voice from a god named JoeW who said to her the words that forumers should keep in mind in times of fear..."Report it." Were those words. Albi then did as JoeW said, and reported the troll. From the sky's a nightmarish hand came and banned the troll to the deepiest planes of oblivion. Albi ran to the tower, and met with vingw, they were happy and hugged and eachother.

"Oh aaaalbi~♥"

"Oh vinnn~♥"

Then they went out of the tower and accidently fell, and got all DIRTY.

"So, how did you get in this situation? Albi said

"Oh yeah, hehe, its a funny story, i'll tell you later."vingw replied

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