Percival Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 So that's, like, none of them. Well, I have booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Well, I have booze.Yes, that will help the story immensely."SeGmnjiewfat 878 Lrd Battle a=swe the tllbird and st itz un onefire bcs y nut. Den mxwell sayd yeshj and trew prteeh. "Seh pl, y dunt weh gu en drnk teh boozes wit the chrcterses" an Battle sd ok. Spin-o-rex set on fire en died. Ulso Percval gotted etened bi a hoond because he be so nut drunk en he deseeereve et fur sum rsn!Teh ent." I have no idea if this is accurate or not. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 Segment 27"Speared" Dwerbomb the Tentato abruptly awoke from his coma when his bed simply fell through the ceiling and onto the head of a giant orange frog. Logically, it took him a few seconds to acquaint himself to his current position. He swiveled around, trying to keep his balance, as the creature unwillingly supporting him stumbled and swung the cot all over the place. Dwer was still half asleep, of course; but when his resting place was violently flung out a window, it woke him up rather quick. The lapis lorem sliced at Flintface with a webbed hand, who leapt out of the way and tore a ribbon of flesh out of the monster's arm. Battal stumbled unheroically from the brutal conflict, trying to reach the door that would lead him upstairs and (hopefully) to safety. However, he was plowed down halfway there by the tallbird, which had been thrown like a rag doll at him. The orange frog leapt over Battal and onto the bird, and they wrestled into a stone wall. Dust and rubble tumbled from the ceiling as they smashed painfully against it, just as Jakob reached the door. The battle continued outside as the Debul climbed the staircase, making a beeline for the infirmary. Cracks spread through the walls and floor, occasionally breaking open holes to the first floor. The foundations of the building were collapsing. As he reached the room, the door opened and out stepped Will, closely followed by the others. "Apologies for being blunt," He shouted over the collapsing building, "but what in hell is going on here?!?!?" "Long story. Come on!" Jakob yelled, running back down the hallway. They climbed down the stairs into the entry hall, where the frog and Flintface were still fighting. But not for long, it seemed; the tallbird smashed into a column and fell to the ground, blood streaming out of his multiple wounds. The lapis lorem turned and approached the group, a deep growl escaping its throat. But Will saw something the creature didn't see. "Hey!" He shouted at the creature, slowly pulling out his revolver. "Look up!" The frog did. Will fired, and a five-foot long piece of marble support broke off of the ceiling, its last anchor shattered by the bullet. It spearheaded to the ground, driving itself through the frog's throat without slowing down a bit. It died almost instantly, its spine severed and windpipe punctured. A circle of blood gradually spread across the floor, slowing and then stopping a couple inches from Will's boots. "Cool." He said, walking dramatically away from the slain creature's corpse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I liked that part where I did something useful.I really like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 At least something died. That's good enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugos10 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Well, at least it wasn't me. That's for the next chapter, where I am to be mutilated by percival. Or become his assitant. Probably the former, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 If you are still adding I like Kirby, so I guess being obsessed with Kirby isn't really average. On another note, I like it so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyHam Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 But... Flintface died.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Necro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyHam Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crapplejacks Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ Beautiful. Oh my God. Beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted September 12, 2015 Author Share Posted September 12, 2015 Let the hypening commence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Let the hypening commence...Choo Choo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Let the hypening commence... Not the hounds, please; I've had enough slobber to recreate fifteen generations of hounds through cloning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Let the hypening commence...You're such a tease, Battal. ... Ah, screw it. hypehypehypehypehYpehYpeHYpeHYpeHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEASEGHAWOEGAHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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