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I can't be the only one who Skypes on a regular basis while playing the game right? I can't actually think of too many noteworthy things I've personally said aside from my first or second time playing the game and first encountering a Tallbird; "WHY IS THERE AN EYE ON LEGS AND WHY IS IT CHASING ME?" 

 

But this thread is basically just some of the weird things either you or a friend have said. I have a friend who hasn't played it much so he boots up his game and immediately says

"I'm wearing the hippy band of justice, why is my brain going down? I don't have any beefsteak to heal with."

 

I was laughing for about an hour. 

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"hey chesteeeeeeeeeeeeeer"

 

"I don't want to anger the Keeper Of The Forest"

 

"chester must be thinking "My pinecones!""

 

None of those were by me.

I normally stay silent except when I am doing serious management then I tend to mumble certain points to myself

SIPS SIPS SIPS SIPS IS THE BEST BASTARD BIG MONEY BIG WOMEN BIG FUN

 

Sorry I'm a fan of Sips.

"These Rock Lobsters are taking over the island."

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Playing with a friend~

"To make really cheap meatballs we need veggie, veggie, veggie, and a tiny meaty."

"Also, that rabbit is looking at us in a funny way, eat the QuornBalls you made quick."

"Didn't you see? You can't sleep yet it's too bright, he says.
-but we're in a cave?
-Don't question a scientist. Last time you did Charlie bit your toes off."

"If you feed the pig some monster meat he'll love you forever."

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"IT'S GOING TO KILL ME FOR ITS BONE BACK OH GOD WH- oh, it's friendly.. hey! A chest that follows me!"

 

immediately followed by

 

"He's like a dog on legs I can put things in! If only I could give him treats."

 

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In response to my little sister telling me I should keep playing as Wickerbottom: "Definitely. Her power is obviously derived from her love of Baby Beefalo. That's why I'm punching all these bees to death."

 

Humming the Iron Man theme when hit by lightning as WX-78

 

"Did those Pengulls just eat their children?"

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Whenever I get a Smallbird, I name him "Dave" (followed by a number to indicate which Dave he is; I'm currently on Dave XI)

 

This always leads inevitably to the following.

 

"Eat the seeds, Dave. I know you're hungry."

 

"What that? OH GOD DAMN IT NOT THE HOUNDS, NOT NOW THAT I HAVE DAVE"

 

"DAVE, NO! DON'T TRY TO ATTACK THE HOUNDS!"

 

"DAVE, NO!!!!!!!"

 

"I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS, YOU BASTARDS"

 

*torrent of horrible, unrepeatable profanity to hound*

 

"Oh, god, Dave..."

 

*cook and eat morsel despite self*

 

*repeat process*

 

I have yet to get to teenbird. :\

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