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      Oxygen Not Included - Early Access Coming May 18   05/03/2017

      Oxygen Not Included Entering Early Access First off, we would like to extend a major thanks for the amazing community response to the Oxygen Not Included Alpha. When we released the game on the forums we'd hoped for a few dozen people to try it out and give feedback, but instead over a hundred thousand of you played the game. This was the best surprise we could have received. We're now excited to announce that Oxygen Not Included will be entering Steam Early Access on May 18th. It will cost $24.99, and anyone who owns an existing Klei game on Steam will receive a 20% loyalty discount. Players who purchased Oxygen Not Included in Alpha will not need to purchase the game again. Upcoming Agricultural Upgrade Additionally, we have been working with a handful of dedicated members of the community over the last few weeks to test an experimental build branch in preparation for Early Access. These players have been working with us to provide feedback on the new Agricultural Update content, and we're happy to say it's now in a place where we are ready to share with you all. It will be released on May 18th along with Early Access. Join us on the livestream!
      We'll be showing off the Agricultural Upgrade today at 3:30PDT! Come check us out on Twitch: http://twitch.tv/kleientertainment
        Check out the official post for more details!


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Everything posted by watermelen671

  1. Um, mind making that? :3
  2. Ban @DatShadowJK because @ me hoe.
  3. Ban @Xedlord for not understanding the inevitability of death
  4. Ban @Xedlord for not knowing what an existential crisis is. For shame. "An existential crisis is a moment at which an individual questions the very foundations of their life: whether this life has any meaning, purpose, or value. It is commonly tied with depression and/or a feeling of a lack of purpose in life, e.g. 'One day I will be forgotten... what is the point of all of my work.' " And now you know.
  5. Ban @Xedlord for having an existential crisis.
  6. Ban @Xedlord for once again, being form agist. I'm only a newly titled memeber, how should I know all dis nitty gritty of dis shiz? And ban @Xedlord for not giving me a chance to reply. (And for that I shall spam your inbox with nothing but crying dupes. :3)
  7. It was actually spot on in retrospect.
  8. Ban Datshadow for making these poor dupes cry, you monster.
  9. There are ways... :3 (Skin stock market m9, that's how I got mine.)
  10. You mean you DON'T have all Klei's games?! What kind of servant of the Klei gods are you?!
  11. A whole lotta nuthin. :3
  12. But it's not released...yet.
  13. *Psst!* Spoiler it m9!
  14. Mind posting a pic? Put it in the spoilers, naturally. But now you've got me curious.
  15. Oh baby!! The update is live in the East Coast!!! (NA) fpobvp;asvbo ba'd fh|b]ahng f' jlfb 'dxf[ (^Translation: HYPE!!!)
  16. Ban @DatShadowJK for making me change my signature...again.
  17. Very. And my favourite TV shows are the Arrowverse TV Shows. (DC Legends of Tomorrow, The Flash, Supergirl, etc. :3)
  18. Ban @Destros09 for expecting me to show up when I haven't been summoned. You want me to appear, you summon me. Don't call me out for your own mistakes.
  19. Ban @DatShadowJK for not knowing this is a real thing. Marshalltown RED802900 Crack Hoe with 54-Inch Wood Handle (Take whatever innuendo you can from this. :3)
  20. Nah, it shall remain here forever as a reminder. A ceaseless crusade on your reputation.
  22. Hey guys look! I'm in the game! Klei-senpai noticed me and added me into their game! :D

    (Hopefully I don't share the same fate as Redward Neighbour Noved R...may your soul finally be laid to rest, so that it may be tortured no more. :wilson_cry:)

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  23. Ban @Xedlord for not telling us how to change our names, you hoe. You can't hold secrets from us, or else I'll whine to a mod or something, and then get banned for whining. What was I talking about again?
  24. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! XD Time to throw in my shpeal! @mewthemew for tolerating me during Klei's streams. @Donke60 for being an active person who never fails to call me out on my hypocrisy @Destros09 for going through with a bet they lost, and changing their profile pic to a kid wearing a weed costume. :3 @ImDaMisterL for letting me call him senpai. (and for that saucsome Wes hairdo.) @Ninjanemo for putting @JanH's name in your user name, along with being a Ninja Emo. :3 @Asparagus for tolerating my pet name for you. (Ass pegasus) @PiturcaClaudiuStef for having the cover of the Skullgirls Album as their profile pic. @nome for being the singularity of the dnakest memes, for without you sir being the center of the mehmeys, we'd all be doomed to death by memeitude. I'd also like to thank Klei-senpai for making me a character in ONI. And for their shout-outs during the streams. It makes me so happy to know that Klei-senpai notices me.