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Everything posted by watermelen671

  1. Ban Batholomeow for emitting high-decibel infrasonic waves via their meowing. You're slowly killing us all, and we won't even know it. You devious dapper pug.
  2. You are crazy. It never said that. Um...I dunno? Worship @nome? Maybe all you have to do is occasionally use spoonerisms? I'm not good at starting cults religions.
  3. But...what about the spoon-based religion I was proposing? Wanna join the cult religion?
  4. You know damn well that I did that on purpose. Google Spoonerism, my friend. It's not a spoon based religion, promise.
  5. Because not everyone has time to remember ONI stuff. We already wasted all our brain cells on memorizing how many chops it takes to chop down a fully grown tree in Don't Starve (15 for regular/gold axe, 8 swings for Woodie, and 12 swings for Pick/Axe), and how many swipes to kite a treeguard (3, 4 if you're lucky), how many swipes it takes to mine a boulder (6), and what the damage output is for a walking cane (17), how many stacks of wood you can achieve in the standard run of the werebeaver form (2 if you're gud, like me.), the sanity aura for Glommer, Sham O Tanter, Deerclops, and Music Box Hutch. (+6.25/min, +6.70/min, -400/min, +2.5/min respectively), and you got my point a LONG time ago. I don't have a problem. Promise.
  6. By datamine I meant looking through the game's files to see what's different. And more often than not steam auto-updates the games on us whether we want it to or not. So we most likely wouldn't even know if the game updated or not! But I'm rambling on a topic that most likely has already been answered multiple times over, so I see no point in continuing this discussion any further. Because like I said, I've devolved into a rambling rainbow coloured dinosaur with lasers shooting out of its nipples. (It's late where I am, can ya tell? )
  7. You definitely phrased it better than I could've. 'Grats.
  8. Not everybody's a dataminer. Some people don't even know how to do that. And others simply don't have the time nor the patience.
  9. Am I the only one who didn't find it satisfying? Like when me and my buddy, Donald Trump (@Escaped), both of our reactions were: "Wait. That was it?" Aside from Morgan Freeman himself noticing me (or maybe Klei-senpai finally noticed me ), which was amusing, the reward didn't feel satisfying enough to make the struggle worth it. I can't be the only one though, right? ...that and the cane skin clashes with all of my skins. And I can't have that. Simply impossibru.
  10. Now I dunno about you guys, but I personally LOVE the beefalo domestication mechanic in DST. And I would love it SO much more if (either by patch or by mod) it was implemented/ported in/to Don't Starve. Now I'm by no means a script master in anyway shape or form, just getting that out of the way. But I've seen people port Beequeen, ToadStool, Critters, Shadow Pieces, etc. So here's what I'm wondering, how hard would it be for someone to rework the coding for the beefalo behavior so that they can be able to be ridden and domesticated? And why hasn't it been done already? I mean it's such a cool mechanic to NOT have it in Don't Starve. I don't want this to be an open and shut case, so feel free to give your thoughts and opinions too!
  11. *Talks to @Silvercide from the void* (YES YOU DUMMY! NOW IT'S SHOWTIME!) *Shoves Silvercide over to Skeletonious*
  12. *Poofs back into existence* *Slaps Skeletonious out of his flashback* Oi! This is no time for exposition! You're leaving yourself open to attacks you dummy! ...*coughs* uh... @Silvercide, that's your queue. *Poofs back into the void via an explosion. Skeletonious' lair is in ruins...again*
  13. Ban DatShadow for not suffering finding out like the rest of us. Edit: Wow...it seems that every time I make a post here, the topic goes into prolonged periods of cardiac death. But luckily for us that people can be revived from cardiac death, it's brain death that's impossible to come back from.
  14. *Attempts to kick open door only to find it's a pull door* Ack! Shiet! *Clears Throat Dramatically* Ahem! It is I! Your OTN! (One True Nemesis) Nemesis 8! *Le Gasp* My skills include pyrotechnics (as shown in the Lair Explosion of 2016), 133t m3m31ng, professional derailer of threads, and possessing a profound knowledge of the fourth wall and all of the multiverse! My prowess even extends outside of the very fabric of reality itself! It's really a wonder why I'm even your nemesis now that I think about it, it would never be a fair fight. But then again if I were your minion then I'd give you an unfair advantage above your other nemesi(?). Mayhaps I shall remain neutral...for now. *Poofs out of existence and leaves Skeletonious' lair brand new with all self-destruct buttons removed*
  15. Ban DimWhat for not congratulating me on completing the Metheus puzzles. That puzzle can go eat a diek and die for all I care....




    1. TheKingDedede


      Not even for a Timeless version of it?

    2. watermelen671


      ...MAYBE, IF and only if I could get @Escaped to help me again. Dude, you're help was much appreciated, and I thank you for tolerating with a dumbass like me. :wilson_flower:

  17. Just make a server without caves, and spawn the chest. Don't feel like you're cheating, because it's a necessary evil.
  18. Could I get someone smart to buddy up with me? (I know how to do the first part, but it's the second one that makes me want to curl up into the fetal position and cry. )
  19. I am gonna lose my flippin' mind over this stupid Metheus puzzle...

    Klei Dev1: "People were complaining that the Cyclum puzzles were too easy. What do we do?"

    Nome: "Just ramp up the difficulty to Chess Masters level 10 Hard. That'll satiate them."

    Me: *Weeps* 



    Because I am a simple-minded pleeb who isn't a freaking clairvoyant!! :wilson_enraged:

    1. minespatch


      Not just your problem, the puzzle seems to be glitchy today.

  20. Ban Pyro because even though everyone most likely already knows it's there, someone has to actually mention it for it to exist. I am that person.
  21. Ban Thieverpedia because the lewd was already there, I simply brought it into the light and made everyone aware of it.
  22. *Le Gasp*



    I officially have no life now. :wilson_cool:

  23. Symbiotic relationships, my friend. (Meaning Webber's body is in a symbiotic relationship with the spider that...y'know, ate him?)
  24. *Spits/Sputters Spastically* Shhhh....I was just pointing something out.
  25. Now, from what I was able to gleam, nobody here has seemed to point this out yet. There are three colours of paint in the image. We have: A Mossy Green A Purple-ish Blue A Reddish Magenta Now, compare those colours to the colours of the Reanimated Skeleton's forums, we have: A Mossy Green A Purple-ish Blue A Reddish Magenta Coincidence? Maybe, but considering it's Klei that we're dealing with...probably not. (I hope the spoilers helped keep this relatively small. :3)